Does Your Team Have a Soundtrack?
<<all names in this post have been changed to protect the guilty>>
Most of my closest friends know that I am an ex-college DJ and music aficionado. I love songs in almost every genre and style. Because of this love, one of my ex-coworkers thought I would get a kick out of an email. He had put together a corporate soundtrack. No, it’s not one of those hokey corporate rah-rah things. Russ had set down and put together a list of songs he thought fit the co-workers around him. Reading the list it was painfully obvious which individuals he liked and didn’t like. He even went so far as to create a corporate anthem and add it as track one. I’ll definitely give Russ credit for creativity; I actually had to look a few of these songs up. Again, I took the liberty of saving his job by changing the names. Fortunately I know most of the people he’s referring to, so I replaced their names with comical or generic names that the songs made me think of.
| Track | Title | Cover Artist | Original Title | Original Artist |
|
1 |
The Anthem | Office Space | Land of Confusion | Genesis |
|
2 |
[They] F*ing Hate Me | Jack Black | She F*ing Hates Me | Puddle of Mud |
|
3 |
[I'm] Useless | Dwight Schrute | Useless | Depeche Mode |
|
4 |
Margaritaville | Captain Morgan | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett |
|
5 |
No Man’s Woman | Liz Taylor | No Man’s Woman | Sinead O’Conner |
|
6 |
[I’m a] Power Junkie | Adolf Hitler | Power Junkie | Billy Idol |
|
7 |
[Jack] I F*ing Hate You | Sissy Spacek | I F*ing Hate You | Godsmack |
|
8 |
[I'm] Alive | Russ | Alive | Pearl Jam |
|
9 |
Everybody Knows [I run this place] | Joe Biden | Everybody Knows | Trisha Yearwood |
|
10 |
Disappearing Act | Harry Houdini | Disappearing Act | Chris Cornell |
|
11 |
[I'm gonna] Snap | Lewis Black | Snap | Slipknot |
|
12 |
[I'm a] Money Maker | Billy Mayes | Money Maker | Too Short |
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13 |
[Adolf, I'm gonna] Run to You | Eva Braun | Run to You | Bryan Adams |
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14 |
I’m So Excited | Droopy the Dog | I’m So Excited | Pointer Sisters |
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15 |
Why am I Here? | Jim Halpert | Why am I Here? | W.A.S.P. |
So I pose this to you – if every team can be summarized in this way, what would your team’s soundtrack say? It is obvious by reading the list above that Russ is not exactly happy with those around him and the company as a whole. Sit down and try coming up with one of your own. You might be amazed at the answers you come up with. It can also allow you to find a path to fixing those areas where the notes don’t quite match your sheet music.
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